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Haha Guys. My laptop died and now I end up derping with makeup and latex.
I look like a babyface Daryl and i’m just laughing my ass off.

Haha Guys. My laptop died and now I end up derping with makeup and latex.
I look like a babyface Daryl and i’m just laughing my ass off.

Mister, I’ll make a GIF out of yooooouuuuu <3

hoshke:

Omg sister…

dups127:

festergut:

I hate my voice.
My dad was overly excited and almost threw the bucket on my head as I was speaking.

I nominated a lot of people because I can 8D - I wanted to split it up between fandom, friends and collegues/familymembers. 


SO WITH THIS I’D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I NOMINATED THE CAPTAINS OF uss-caryl, Melissa McBride and steveyeun for the ice bucket challenge.
My lovely dups127 thought it was my time to be dripping wet so yeah. 

Yessss hahahah

The amount of derp on my face is unreal XD

I hate my voice.
My dad was overly excited and almost threw the bucket on my head as I was speaking.

I nominated a lot of people because I can 8D - I wanted to split it up between fandom, friends and collegues/familymembers. 


SO WITH THIS I’D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE I NOMINATED THE CAPTAINS OF uss-caryl, Melissa McBride and steveyeun for the ice bucket challenge.
My lovely dups127 thought it was my time to be dripping wet so yeah. 

ennoia3:


festergut:

I think Daryl finds my foot a bit smelly…

Daryl also gets very emotional about Hello Kitty.


Can’t blame him. Merle probably burned his Hello Kitty sock collection.Poor Daryl

ennoia3:

festergut:

I think Daryl finds my foot a bit smelly…

Daryl also gets very emotional about Hello Kitty.

Can’t blame him. Merle probably burned his Hello Kitty sock collection.
Poor Daryl

I think Daryl finds my foot a bit smelly&#8230;

I think Daryl finds my foot a bit smelly…

I’m nominated for the ice bucket challenge.

Thanks Lauren.
I’m now on tumblr looking for victims and will post my video tomorrow. 

Fannibals???

Halp. Do I look like an okay Nightmare stag? 
My friends don’t watch the show and I’m planning on cosplaying it :) 
I’ll also be carrying some heart on a plate or so~

It’s just the makeup, stag and flower crown. 

- The Very Messed Up Tale of Princess Kelly -

thatone8bitkid:

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Blockbusteria, one ruled by its loving King Dale and Queen Siwonneke, there lived a gorgeous princess. She was relatively short. And had a face like… Dayum. Her name was Kelly McBride and she would spend her days in the Royal Gardens looking up at the sky wondering when Prince Steven Yeun would come visit her.

One day when Princess Kelly went to visit the magical forest surrounding the kingdom, she came across a small home. It had a roof made out of straw and wooden furniture inside. It looked horrible as fuck. What an uptight, arrogant princess she was. She was so used to her glory and riches that she would just laugh at the poor.

:( <- this sad face puts emphasis on how sad this makes me.

Suddenly there was a scream coming from the other side of the house. As she went to explore, she heard a scary roar in the distance and the ground shook from whatever force was causing it. Out of the trees ran a little forest troll. He seemed frightened. “Hide!” He said, as they both ran into the house. Flying over the building was the mighty G-Dragon; A fierce dragon that had terrorized the Kingdom of Blockbusteria with his rap skills for centuries.

After it disappeared, the little troll came out from under the table and introduced himself as Zico. Once a handsome prince, he was cursed by an evil witch after he refused to sign her autograph book. After a nice tea party, Princess Kelly decided it would be best to head back home. But she got lost! And went back to see Zico. Due to the curse, however, he was unable to bring her within a mile of the forest border.

Skip a few years, because I’m too lazy to keep writing this.

Kelly and Zico now lived together and Kelly had adopted a baby bear whom she named Daryl, because human-troll intercourse isn’t genetically possible. And I don’t want you to imagine that.

You probably just did.

You filthy person. You disgust me.

One day, when Kelly was travelling the woods, she came across a newborn tree. Ancient feelings emerged as she felt pleasure rubbing it’s trunk and feeling the bark against her fingertips. She brought the tree back home, but Zico didn’t like it.

She eventually left him and her bear, and with the help of her tree lover, festergut, she found the way back home. After some legal issues and several courtroom visits, they finally got married as the first human-tree couple (and rulers) of the Kingdom.

And they all lived happily(?) ever after… I think.

THANKS MIKE FOR WRITING ME A FANFIC.
I NEED THIS HERE TOO. 
#keeping

melissa-mcperfect:

Don’t be upset, guys. Remember this.

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melissa-mcperfect:

Don’t be upset, guys. Remember this.

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